Thomas Pridgen

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Holey moley. Must watch.

Peanuts Redux

(via avclub)

Caroles

Kim and Cookie

A bad day to be an evil henchman

A compilation of my favourite "Bruce Lee going Bruce Lee" scenes.

Any jungling, guy?

Angel Haze - New York

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Hipster playlist

For old time's sake.

St. Vincent - Surgeon

Christmas cheer enhancement

Touch it

...bring it pay it watch it turn it leave it stop format it. 

President Camacho

The future, no doubt.

Dear Boyfriend

(via here)

"You got me confused with a man who repeats himself"

Mameshiba

Top notch Japanese weirdness.

(via sameguyfromyesterday)

Dimebag shreds

That was cold blooded

Love it.

Old man win

Old man does a Buzz Aldrin and gains instant hero status.

Mastodon - Megalodon

Featuring Brann Dailor, the human metronome.

Dragon House - Illusion of Choice

Twilight in a nutshell

(via blameitonthevoices)

(via zackisontumblr)

Knee drumming

Badass.

Monster waves

Maori Bomb Scare, Revisited

Oh yeah, of course

(via avclub)

(via thephobia)

They don't build them like they used to

Nana as fifth horseman of the apocalypse, presumably on a short break from killing Nazis. RIP.

Koi No Yokan

New Deftones, finally. Heaviness.

Yuss!!

(via)

Mickey's gone to Heaven

Saxondale and apprentice vs. acid casualty.

Marginalised

Allie Brosh's updated pain scale

Hyperbole and a Half took exception to the standard hospital pain scale:

...and came up with this far-more-accurate version. See below for descriptions:

0:  Hi.  I am not experiencing any pain at all.  I don't know why I'm even here. 

1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2:  I probably just need a Band Aid.

3:  This is distressing.  I don't want this to be happening to me at all.

4:  My pain is not fucking around.

5:  Why is this happening to me??

6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared.    

8:  I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain.  I might actually be dying.  Please help.

9:  I am almost definitely dying.

10:  I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola.  It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

(via Hyperbole and a Half)

Art In The Dark

Western Park, Ponsonby.

Idioteque

Radiohead, Vector Arena.

There Will Never Be a Better Time

Desert Sessions 9&10.

Bruce

Bring back Dave Grohl circa 1992.

Photo Bomb

(via zackisontumblr)

Hold on to something

In the event of a panda attack

(via zackisontumblr)

Rock Scale

Castle Point - ambiguous scale
(c) dpod 2012

Quick question

Who steals a pair of running shoes from the front door?!

That's it. I'm starting a "Sharia Law for Burglars, Thieves, and Assorted Reprobates" movement.

The Killing Room

Industrial-green walls included.

Castle Point Lighthouse

Castle Point, NZ
(c) dpod 2012

Overstimulation complete

Armageddon Expo, 2012. Of note:

• Lines. Lines! LINES!!!.
• Dubstep.
• Sneans and backpack/fannypack combos.
• Giant swords for sale.
• Elbow jostling.
• Greasy game controllers.
• Minor celebrities. 
• Getting owned on Call of Duty. Every respawn. Within seconds. Now I remember - this is why I don't play computer games. 
• Zombies.
• "RIP Steve Jobs" apple-shaped plush cushion.
• Asian girls doing the peace sign for photos. 
• The new Wii U. Actually pretty cool.

Nonu Nonu Nonu...BOOM!

Love this guy.

Fatty Boom Boom

Deftones live at Reading Festival, 2011

A particularly good version of "Birthmark" from 03:35.

Action Bronson

"Eminem meets Ghostface Killah."

I hear you

Gangsters give their eloquent take on the state of politics.

Proton Beast

Lucha Lounge, 05.10.2012.

Stephen Fry on Catholicism

Deftones - Tempest

Lightning Bolt

Building rapport like a boss

*SHUDDER*

From the film "50/50".

Fish Tank

Like a female, British Napolean Dynamite from the projects. Recommended.

Putty Boy Strut

New Flying Lotus!

No respawn in RL

(via Liveleak):

"I got a hit a total of 4 times. My helmet cam died and i made it down the mountain on my own. I was also hit in the side of my helmet and my eye pro was shot off of my face. We were doing overwatch on the village to recon and gather intel. I was point heading down the face of the hill with the LT. when we got hit. the rest of the squad was pinned down by machine gun fire. I didn't start the video until a few mins into the firefight for obvious reasons. I came out into the open to draw fire so my squad could get to safety."

"A round struck the tube by my hand of the 203 grenade launcher which knocked it out of my hands. When I picked the rifle back up it was still functional but the grenade launcher tube had a nice sized 7.62 cal bullet hole in it and was rendered useless."

Sergio

Some epic P Diddy one-liners.

Maximum plastic

Mama Elsa Road Trip from Greg Groggel on Vimeo.

First question: does her surgeon realise she now looks like a terrifying Muppet/burns victim/nightmarish vision of hell? Do they care? Does she care?

God bless America.

(via fantasticallyweirdshit)

Cat drums

!!!!

Porn for patriots

The PSYning

Morgan Freeman auditions for Duke Nukem

Good job.

Hutch

"He's the extra girth in the balls", apparently...

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Danger danger

My geek engine just experienced a flameout. Wow.

(via flyingscotsman)

Needs more drone

Total hearing death is anticipated. Bring on October 19th :)

Cookie Monster Batman

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Dopefight

Heaviness.

Babe magnet

The death of creativity

Innovation depends upon an absorbed (rather than distracted) drift; but it is increasingly difficult to muster the attentional resources necessary for such immersion. Cyberspatial urgencies – the smartphone’s flashing red light, the siren call of its alert – function like trance-inhibitors or alarm clocks that keep waking us out of collective dreaming. In these conditions, intellectual work can only be undertaken on a short-term basis. Only prisoners have time to read, and if you want to engage in a twenty-year long research project funded by the state, you will have to kill someone.

(via this post)

We've Got a Situation...

"Chill out Hillary - that was a kill shot"

Graham Bell and his many wonderful adjectives

Shark week!

Oh to have a TV this week. Om nom nom nom.

ISS at night

Fullscreen is a must.

Tripple-T's Olympics

"I told you to shoot left...left!"

"Gold- it's ok I suppose"

My Direction, Not Yours.

Better do as they say

Seriously though. Friday drinks. Need them. 

Bubbles - No Offence Son

photo (Christine Cornegie via NZHerald)

Subtle

Gap Yah...

Talking with turkeys

Kuratas

The best, most useless thing I've seen all week.

Problem..?

Didn't think so.

Olympic Vermin

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Ultraviolence assured

Takashi Miike's latest vehicle for excessive bloodletting.

Oblivious Oblivion

NaCLam

Tongue or foot...hungry or running...

Wildebeest

NZFF 2012

There go my nights for the next two weeks. So much sitting and watching. I anticipate rapid weight gain. Meh, worth it.

My picks for this year:

• The King of Pigs
• The Cabin in the Woods
• Shock Head Soul
• Faust
• On The Road
• Into The Abyss
• The Loneliest Planet

Play dead

(via channelate)