Lightning Bolt

Building rapport like a boss

*SHUDDER*

From the film "50/50".

Fish Tank

Like a female, British Napolean Dynamite from the projects. Recommended.

Putty Boy Strut

New Flying Lotus!

No respawn in RL

(via Liveleak):

"I got a hit a total of 4 times. My helmet cam died and i made it down the mountain on my own. I was also hit in the side of my helmet and my eye pro was shot off of my face. We were doing overwatch on the village to recon and gather intel. I was point heading down the face of the hill with the LT. when we got hit. the rest of the squad was pinned down by machine gun fire. I didn't start the video until a few mins into the firefight for obvious reasons. I came out into the open to draw fire so my squad could get to safety."

"A round struck the tube by my hand of the 203 grenade launcher which knocked it out of my hands. When I picked the rifle back up it was still functional but the grenade launcher tube had a nice sized 7.62 cal bullet hole in it and was rendered useless."

Sergio

Some epic P Diddy one-liners.

Maximum plastic

Mama Elsa Road Trip from Greg Groggel on Vimeo.

First question: does her surgeon realise she now looks like a terrifying Muppet/burns victim/nightmarish vision of hell? Do they care? Does she care?

God bless America.

(via fantasticallyweirdshit)

Cat drums

!!!!

Porn for patriots

The PSYning

Morgan Freeman auditions for Duke Nukem

Good job.

Hutch

"He's the extra girth in the balls", apparently...