That was cold blooded

Love it.

Old man win

Old man does a Buzz Aldrin and gains instant hero status.

Mastodon - Megalodon

Featuring Brann Dailor, the human metronome.

Dragon House - Illusion of Choice

Twilight in a nutshell

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Knee drumming

Badass.

Monster waves

Maori Bomb Scare, Revisited

Oh yeah, of course

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They don't build them like they used to

Nana as fifth horseman of the apocalypse, presumably on a short break from killing Nazis. RIP.

Koi No Yokan

New Deftones, finally. Heaviness.

Yuss!!

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Mickey's gone to Heaven

Saxondale and apprentice vs. acid casualty.

Marginalised

Allie Brosh's updated pain scale

Hyperbole and a Half took exception to the standard hospital pain scale:

...and came up with this far-more-accurate version. See below for descriptions:

0:  Hi.  I am not experiencing any pain at all.  I don't know why I'm even here. 

1:  I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

2:  I probably just need a Band Aid.

3:  This is distressing.  I don't want this to be happening to me at all.

4:  My pain is not fucking around.

5:  Why is this happening to me??

6:  Ow.  Okay, my pain is super legit now.

7:  I see Jesus coming for me and I'm scared.    

8:  I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain.  I might actually be dying.  Please help.

9:  I am almost definitely dying.

10:  I am actively being mauled by a bear.

11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.

Too Serious For Numbers:  You probably have ebola.  It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

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Art In The Dark

Western Park, Ponsonby.

Idioteque

Radiohead, Vector Arena.

There Will Never Be a Better Time

Desert Sessions 9&10.

Bruce

Bring back Dave Grohl circa 1992.

Photo Bomb

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