Overstimulation complete

Armageddon Expo, 2012. Of note:

• Lines. Lines! LINES!!!.
• Dubstep.
• Sneans and backpack/fannypack combos.
• Giant swords for sale.
• Elbow jostling.
• Greasy game controllers.
• Minor celebrities. 
• Getting owned on Call of Duty. Every respawn. Within seconds. Now I remember - this is why I don't play computer games. 
• Zombies.
• "RIP Steve Jobs" apple-shaped plush cushion.
• Asian girls doing the peace sign for photos. 
• The new Wii U. Actually pretty cool.