The City of Sails, where road rules are optional

Another day of epic arrogance and stupidity on the roads of this lovely city.

Exhibit 1: The "Why reverse when I can sit directly in the line of oncoming traffic?"

Exhibit 2: It's perfectly acceptable, whilst driving a truck, to squeeze past at a roundabout entry and nudge cars in other lanes out of the way. Thanks for making my car look like the victim of a bear attack, Davis Food Ingredients guy. Bonus fact: my third hit-and-run experience in three years.